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Ein Song über den Tourismus-Stress, und zwar den, den die Einheimischen mit den Touristen haben, und umgekehrt... ;-)
Alle Stimmen, Instrumente und Geräusche: Kurt Theurer
Drums by Cubase Groove Agent
Gitarren: Fender Telecaster, Fender Stratocaster (Clapton Signature)
Bass: Fender Jazz Bass
Alle anderen Instrumente: Cubase Halion Sonic
Alle Stimmen, Instrumente und Geräusche: Kurt Theurer
Drums by Cubase Groove Agent
Gitarren: Fender Telecaster, Fender Stratocaster (Clapton Signature)
Bass: Fender Jazz Bass
Alle anderen Instrumente: Cubase Halion Sonic
The Man who couldn’t wait
(Words and Music by Kurt Theurer ©2014)
(Adapted in 2017 by Kurt Theurer)
1.
1 Let me tell you a story
2 About a man who couldn’t wait
3 (He came) from the land of the midnight sun
4 He came to celebrate.
5 As soon as his plane came down
6 He wouldn’t sit, he wouldn’t stand and
No one could hold that clown
Not even the flight attendant
7 He rushed to jump outside but hey!
8 There was still no gangway.
Now hear the crew:
2.
1 After (a short) hospitalization
2 He wanted to explore our nation
3 With a guidebook and an SUV
4 A true sightseeing guarantee
5 North to South, and East to West
6 Bustling about without a(ny) rest
7 Out of gas in the middle of night
8 And that nasty mosquito bite
Oh!!!
3.
1 After days of (splendid) isolation
2 He crawled back to civilization
3 We fed him well, we filled up his tank
4 He didn’t waste no time to thank (he said)
5 I must go on, I don’t have time
6 That’s the tourist’s paradigm
7 He probably thought that was funny
8 He took off – but we had all his money.
Chorus:
Oh no (+ add. oh no background Chor)
That’s not the way, we told you so
Why, Why (+ add. Why Why background Chor)
You don’t really have to try
Now, Now (+ add. now now background Chor)
You should’ve asked, we’d tell you how
So go,
(But) take it...slow!
(Words and Music by Kurt Theurer ©2014)
(Adapted in 2017 by Kurt Theurer)
1.
1 Let me tell you a story
2 About a man who couldn’t wait
3 (He came) from the land of the midnight sun
4 He came to celebrate.
5 As soon as his plane came down
6 He wouldn’t sit, he wouldn’t stand and
No one could hold that clown
Not even the flight attendant
7 He rushed to jump outside but hey!
8 There was still no gangway.
Now hear the crew:
2.
1 After (a short) hospitalization
2 He wanted to explore our nation
3 With a guidebook and an SUV
4 A true sightseeing guarantee
5 North to South, and East to West
6 Bustling about without a(ny) rest
7 Out of gas in the middle of night
8 And that nasty mosquito bite
Oh!!!
3.
1 After days of (splendid) isolation
2 He crawled back to civilization
3 We fed him well, we filled up his tank
4 He didn’t waste no time to thank (he said)
5 I must go on, I don’t have time
6 That’s the tourist’s paradigm
7 He probably thought that was funny
8 He took off – but we had all his money.
Chorus:
Oh no (+ add. oh no background Chor)
That’s not the way, we told you so
Why, Why (+ add. Why Why background Chor)
You don’t really have to try
Now, Now (+ add. now now background Chor)
You should’ve asked, we’d tell you how
So go,
(But) take it...slow!
