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Kleiner, ironischer Song über ein etwas "anderes" Blind Date. ;-)
Idee, Text, Musik, Stimme, alle Instrumente: Jo Simon 2024
Idee, Text, Musik, Stimme, alle Instrumente: Jo Simon 2024
Blind Date
In a café, I met this girl for a blind date
She had to wait because I was much too late
My car broke down on my way to her
Refused my oily hand, looked at me everywhere
When we were chatting before, we had no trouble
But in two weeks her weight must have doubled
She wasn’t as blonde as she looked in her pic
Her grey style was fine, but cross-eyed just a bit?
Her eyes not blue and twice the age
I suspected she wasn’t the perfect match
I really had something else in mind
did she really think I could be that blind?
Of course I am not a superficial man
It's the inside that counts and I do what I can
Seeing only the good in people indeed
But there’s a thin line between a liar and cheat
After a while, her eyes started blinking
Wasn't sure if it was from her heavy drinking
She asked me to take her home to bed
I said I had to look after my car instead
Her eyes not blue and twice the age,
I suspected she wasn’t the perfect match
I really had something else in mind,
did she really think I could be that blind?
I had no problem with the smell of her bad breath
It was OK when she hid her droopy breasts
But her short mousy hair and her squeaky voice
Simply left me no other choice
I'm pretty sure it was my first and last blind date
I'd rather stay alone in blind faith
that even a loser like me will get lucky some time
Please Heaven, send me an angel tonight
Her eyes not blue and twice the age,
I suspected she wasn’t the perfect match
I really had something else in mind
did she really think I could be that blind?
Jo Simon 17.04.2024
In a café, I met this girl for a blind date
She had to wait because I was much too late
My car broke down on my way to her
Refused my oily hand, looked at me everywhere
When we were chatting before, we had no trouble
But in two weeks her weight must have doubled
She wasn’t as blonde as she looked in her pic
Her grey style was fine, but cross-eyed just a bit?
Her eyes not blue and twice the age
I suspected she wasn’t the perfect match
I really had something else in mind
did she really think I could be that blind?
Of course I am not a superficial man
It's the inside that counts and I do what I can
Seeing only the good in people indeed
But there’s a thin line between a liar and cheat
After a while, her eyes started blinking
Wasn't sure if it was from her heavy drinking
She asked me to take her home to bed
I said I had to look after my car instead
Her eyes not blue and twice the age,
I suspected she wasn’t the perfect match
I really had something else in mind,
did she really think I could be that blind?
I had no problem with the smell of her bad breath
It was OK when she hid her droopy breasts
But her short mousy hair and her squeaky voice
Simply left me no other choice
I'm pretty sure it was my first and last blind date
I'd rather stay alone in blind faith
that even a loser like me will get lucky some time
Please Heaven, send me an angel tonight
Her eyes not blue and twice the age,
I suspected she wasn’t the perfect match
I really had something else in mind
did she really think I could be that blind?
Jo Simon 17.04.2024
